Yet again denmark or more specifically Carlsberg 'Special Brew' has come to my rescue; this is not however a solution. in fact i would go so far as to call it a problem: 'the brew problem' the scourge of civilized nations. though in truth it is or only remaining bulwark against the hoards who would seek to destroy our beautiful and delicate way of life. like madalines and jasmine tea the brew serves as secret repository for our most vital collective memories. it is for this reason that our societal custodian have taken upon themselves the heavy burden of the brew. you may mistake them for drunks in the park but in fact they are members of an elite which traces its lineage back to ancient greece. tomorrow attempt to question one of these individuals and you find their answer so subtle and mysterious as to defy our present logic, indeed this nuanced code has been developed over millennia to ensure the secrets that protect us remain so, until we have reached a level of understanding whereby we can utilize this knowledge only for good. like the eastern masters these men(and occasionally women) shy away from the unnecessary luxuries we consider essential: home, car soap for them a nobler path but one without thanks from the very people they tirelessly defend. consider these valiant heroes and when possible attempt to assist them in their mission £1.60 is the average price for a draft of this elixir. a warning if they do not drink brew then they are merely drunks and should be spat on.